Parking in the mall sucked today.

"TurboSloth" (TheTurboSloth) 01/05/2014 at 16:18 • Filed to: None

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Fuck lines. YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, LINES.

ilostmypants > TurboSloth 01/05/2014 at 16:21

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Because rally armor!

TurboSloth > ilostmypants 01/05/2014 at 16:23

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Mud Flaps make everything 100% more rally, and 200% more cool.

scoob > TurboSloth 01/05/2014 at 16:31

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Evo should be parked on the snow, right?

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > TurboSloth 01/05/2014 at 16:33

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I wonder if I could install mudflaps on our Blazer's Mudflaps...

Aaron Brown > TurboSloth 01/05/2014 at 16:45

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Ha, what mall?

Dunnik > scoob 01/05/2014 at 16:53

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(Squints)

Is that an Evo or a Lancer with the Boy Racer Package?

offroadkarter > TurboSloth 01/05/2014 at 17:27

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What mall was this?

Usually I look for the spots half covered by snow when the lot is full, and I park my bronco up on top. I had to do that last night actually. I still get it in the line though

TurboSloth > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/05/2014 at 17:44

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that would be -100% rally, and -200% cool. You're kinda canceling them out at this point.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > TurboSloth 01/05/2014 at 17:44

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Haha, good point.

TurboSloth > offroadkarter 01/05/2014 at 17:45

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Bridgewater Commons mall in NJ. There wasn't parking anywhere, but since I'm lowered 2 inches, I cant get over snow mounds unfortunately :(

TurboSloth > Aaron Brown 01/05/2014 at 17:45

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Bridgewater NJ

offroadkarter > TurboSloth 01/05/2014 at 17:52

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Oh I've been there a ton of times, I usually browse the food court looking for free samples

I usually have car meets for my site at the fuddruckers

TurboSloth > offroadkarter 01/05/2014 at 18:24

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Today, some kid at the sushi place in the mall gave out free samples. He was white. He over did it with the sauce. It was no longer sushi at that point. It was sauce, with a small piece of tuna and some rice.

thebigbossyboss > TurboSloth 01/05/2014 at 20:14

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This is Oppo approved parking. Parking libertarianism.